Monday, February 06, 2006

And they all rejoiced

And Fon Man raised the hands up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy ride that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chuwawas.

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou prepare to attack. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, thou shall jump out of the pack leaving only a trail of dust towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

Amen.

9 Comments:

Blogger Rik Van Diesel said...

Fon is A PUSS and was going to be beat.

2:57 PM  
Blogger Nome Agusta said...

Beat by whom?
Second place also went to EMC/Vellum, Nato the Destructo out classed the rest.
If your going to talk smack, at least back it up.

Double Crescendo.
BONG!

4:16 PM  
Blogger Rik Van Diesel said...

http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/AltoVelo/message/8517

Who was the one rider that didn't stop..PUSS.

4:50 PM  
Blogger Nome Agusta said...

And you are still WRONG. Elgarts story is from an uninformed perspective. He rolled up to the crash after the fact.
The Fon man had already gone off the front and was not aware of a crash. I was there when he got the news for the first time at the finish.

As I said, if you are going to talk smack, back it up with some facts, not hear-say from second hand information collected after the fact.
EMC/Vellum took first and second place. Nate even stopped. So what does that say?
Either way we would have won the day.
PERIOD!
BONG!

4:15 PM  
Blogger Olaf Vanderhoot said...

heyo Maynard!

i like how your guy Nate rides. He's class and very, very strong. I'd say you fellas can definitely think of him as a go-to guy in the races. I'm impressed with him and ya'lls committment this year.

look forward to mixing it up.

and, i don't really care about Paskenta drama except that Dan is doing better and doesn't look to have hugely permanent damage (though his hip might be broken ... which sucks). That's the important thing - not who won a century.

lates,
mhernandez

2:30 PM  
Blogger Chico Cyclist said...

Oh man, that sux. I hope Dan will be okay - hate hearing about that kind of stuff happening.

Hey Brother Maynard - can we get Olaf on our team? I have some Trader Joe's chocolates I can give him - plus he can have my NCNCA calendars from the 80s. That guy is too cool.

6:19 PM  
Blogger Nome Agusta said...

Nate is just down right cool and smooth. Great friend and has a good head on his shoulders. Acutally he is kind of scarry smart.

So Olaf, when you are done Effing around in these local races how about joining Nate and I for and Epic?
Everest Challenge.
Two days, 29,000' of climbing, 108 degree seering heat and no shade.
Rider puking on the side of the road.
It's an all new form of self torcher.

9:27 PM  
Blogger Olaf Vanderhoot said...

you are frickin nutzo if you think i'm doing the Everest.

... well, i'll think about it.

-

and you'll have to throw in some beer for that chocolate bribe. i don't work cheap.
~

9:59 AM  
Blogger Nome Agusta said...

HEY, we are sophisticated here at EMC/Vellum, we don't do beer, we drink wine.
(but only the good stuff).
And none of that spiked fruit juice crap (aka white wine).

Entropy Cellars. Award winning Cabs.

2:45 PM  

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