East Bay Cyclists Customer Hotline
1-800 EMC-Vellum
"Please press 1 for Spanish"
[1]
"I am sorry that is an invalid number"
"Please press 2 if your call is concerning results that have been posted and finallized"
"Please press 3 if you are a club member"
"Please press 4 if you are calling to become a club member"
"Please press 5 if you are not sure why you are calling"
[2]
"I am sorry, that is an invalid number, please try again"
[3]
"I am sorry, that is an invalid number, please try again"
[4]
"I am sorry, that is an invalid number, please try again"
[5]
"I am sorry, that is an invalid number, please press 6 if you would like operator assistance"
[6]
"Please press 1 for Spanish"
[1]
"I am sorry that is an invalid number , please try again"
[4]
"Thank you, please choose from the following options"
"Press 1 if you have never raced a road bike before"
"Press 2 if you have raced, but only a few times"
"Press 3 if you are an X-Pro something and decided it's time to race with old farts and kick the crap out of people who have jobs and families"
[1]
"Thank you, please select from the following 3 options"
"Press 1 if you have never ridden in a group before"
"Pres 2 if it's May and you just caught the Giro on OLN for the first time and thought bike racing was cool"
"Press 3 if you are over 40 and have less that 2 years of actual bike riding under your belt"
"Press 4 for all of the above"
[4]
"I am sorry that is an invalid number , please try again"
[4]
"I am sorry that is an invalid number , please try again"
[4]
"I am sorry that is an invalid number , please try again"
[4]
"I am sorry that is an invalid number , please try again"
[4]
"Le nombre que vous avez atteint est non plus long en service. "
[4]
"Verschwinden Sie Exzentriker!"
[4]
"Nosotros no tenemos plátanos hoy. "
[4]
"Thank you, please click here for more information"
4 Comments:
Did you have trouble on the phone today or something?
Nope, this is how the team's hotline will function.
Dude, pretty funny stuff. On a serious note...Saxon kicks ass. I can't believe anyone else ever listened to them.
shoot
now where am i going to get those platanos?!
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