This weeks training log.
Monday:
Electro-shock torture using Compex...45 Minutes
Easy Spin...60 Minutes
Jumping to conclusions repeats... 4 Hours.
Tuesday:
Electro-shock torture using Compex...90 Minutes
Easy Spin...90 Minutes
Bouncing Off walls...3 Hours
Flying off the handle...2 Hours
Mental Gymnastics...2 Hours
Jumping through hoops...4 Hours (followed by 2 hours of Jumping to conclusions)
Wednesday:
Electro-shock torture using Compex...2.25 hours
Running off at the mouth...90 Minutes (it was a light day)
Physical rest while watching the general population of Chicken Murderers make every mistake at an intersection known to man...2 Hours.
Retard at 4-way stop controlled intersection: "Diyah, I was the only one here when I pulled up but now there are cars in all directions just sitting there, I am not so sure what I am supposed to do."
Me parked in my car doing a traffic count: "Go you friggen moron, it's your Gawdamn turn!"
posted by Ron Castia at
10:21 AM
5 Comments:
2 hours of jumping to conclusions
... nice.
Tell me you're kidding about the compex, right?
what's a conclusion?
She lives with a guy we call Snap, and she doesn't know what the term jumping to conclusions means.
Oh, the concussion is what I am getting right now trying to consolidate all the clothing orders.
Tonights work out is several hours of chasing people down for missing forms and last minute changes.
I don't work this hard at my job.
I have a mental picture of you shocking yourself while alone in the car at the intersection of Pollo and Muerto in Fresno.
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