Thursday, March 22, 2007

Lacking in Blogland

Sorry I haven't posted in a few days, I have been busy in this new class I am taking at
The Napoleon Dynamite School of Dance.



Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Seriously?

DDude, that ringing in your head is reality calling...PICK UP!

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Something Completely Different (Time/Weather Change)

America,
I have been depriving the blogger World of the spiritual/philosophical content I once promised early on, I have some thoughts I would like to share for you consideration.

Something that has me wondering about is the affect as a mass we have on our environment. I don't mean directly in physical manner, that stuff science has already shown us. I am talking about on a consciousness level.

This year was the implementation of the new Day Light Savings time starting a month earlier. What I am questioning is that our bodies and subconscious have been programmed to expect certain weather patterns that very likely coincides with when we change our clocks.
Since this is a consensus reality, meaning that things are what they are because we all agree, on a subconscious level, that they are the things we believe them to be. The wall is solid because we all believe it is solid.


Based on that, I have to wonder if we as a very large group are responsible for the unseasonably warm temperatures we are experiencing. After all, these temperatures are much more April like than they are March. In other words they are a month early, just like our time change.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Let me get this straight...

here at work we can't use the word "Christmas" for our Holiday party because it isn't politically correct, but we can post this clipping out of a Christian magazine on the Employee Bulletin Board?




Am I missing something?

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Stupid bike racing! (Rant!)

America,
It's amazing how one can go from having an inspiring morning fresh with new ideas, perspective, and even a bit of excitement about a new possibility, all to have the wind knocked right out of your sails with one sucker punch of unexpected news.

Motivation to complete anything is gone.
Sort clothing? Yeah right, I'll get right on that.

Who wants what socks? Let me check my schedule.

Tires? What tires? I'll have my people get in touch with your people.

Shoes? I think my cat peed in them, but it should go very well with the new socks...enjoy!

Give give give... for what? Everybody in it for themgawddamnselves!

I always hear "you gotta give back to the sport". Give back? If there was a set amount I passed that bit a long friggen time ago. You deal with embezzlement, a psycho, and people with 8 million friggen questions.

I got bad news for everyone one of you damn bike racers, you got a pay to play and sometimes that means you gotta do a little work...and no matter how much folks think they have done...AIN'T... SEEN... SHIT!


Maybe tomorrow will be better, but right now I have about had it with bike racers.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Burrito Head

This Joey after the CVC Time Trial about to tear into the biggest burrito I have ever seen...and yes, he ate the WHOLE thing.

Note: On the menu it actually stated that it was intended for two persons.